Apparently, more couples split up at Christmas than any other time of year - which is perhaps not surprising when you compare the thought you put into what you're going to get us with the rubbish we usually buy you. A previous relationship of mine was a case in point, not quite making it into January because as much as I loved the Montblanc pen she'd bought me, "thermal underwear doesn't count as lingerie", apparently.

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